Monday, November 17, 2008

Reasons why

I stumbled upon this while reading other people's blogs today and it was too good to pass up. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.

10 reason​ns Why Gay Marriage is Wrong According to those who votes Yes on 8 and 102...

1) Being​ gay is not natural.
*And real Americans always reject unnatural thing​s like eyeglasses,​ polyester, air conditioning, tattoos, piercing and silicon breasts.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay.
*In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.​

3) Legalizing​ gay marriage will open the door to all kinds​ of crazy​ behavior.
*People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal​standing and can sign a marriage contract.​ Lamps are next.​

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all.
*Hence​ why women​ are still​ property, blacks still​ can'​t marry​ white​s,​ and divorce is still​ illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allow​ed;​
*And we can'​t let the sanctity of Britney Spear​s'​ 55-​hour just-​for-​fun marriage be destroyed or J Lo’s...​

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
*So there​fore,​ gay couple,​infer​tile couples,​ and old people shouldn’t be allow​ed to marry​ because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.​

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children.​
*Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.


8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
*In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.​

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
*Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children?

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
*​Just like we haven’t adapted to cars,​the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

xoxo
britt

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